A Misde-cleaner!

If a stranger started cleaning up your property, would you stop him?  That actually happened last night! A guy walking past my house stopped and started cleaning up the yard! The odd thing is, he looked like my husband, Alan. The dog started barking and I started to let her out to playfully chase after her master's footsteps. Just as I was about to, I heard Alan in the living room. Startled, I called out to him, "Alan, go outside! There's some strange man cleaning up our yard!" He got up, looked out the window and sat down again.

"Alan, Go!" I said.

He looked up from his desk and said, "Are you crazy?"