I married an Alan wrench

Mom told me to marry a man who is good with his hands. (OK,  get your mind out of the gutter.)

Thankfully, I did.

I bought some new Patio Furniture this week because our 10 year old table and chairs were kaput! Well, the "Easy to Assemble" claim was a big fat lie! They included some stinky little allen wrench to put it together. Seriously? 7 pieces of furniture? Have they lost their minds? That would take a month!

Fortunately, I MARRIED an Alan wrench!

Well, her's not a wrench but he is named Alan and he can create whatever tool is necessary to get the job done.

Mama was right. Marry a man who is good with his hands. The furniture looks just like it did in the picture!