CJ's Mommy's blog
My hubby and I had an argument of sorts the other day. One which I won because he finally called me a dork and walked away. If you quit the battlefield, you might as well wave a white flag and hand me a handwritten note acknowledging the brilliance of my logic.
Besides, I had the unalienable right of DIBS on my side. HIS dibs. Which he can not take back, no matter how much he might wish he could.
Some things I've overheard recently:
Daredevil (while playing a James Bond video game): "Dude, look at that guy!"
Starshine (looks): "Nice mirdle."
Daredevil: "I was talking about his gun."
Starshine: "It's kind of hard to notice his gun when all I see is a man in a mirdle."
Starshine (while taking a bath with Princess J): "Hey! There's something floating in the water! I think it's cookie dough!"
Hubby: "Cookie dough?"